And Now- Bob Geldof

Part One - News Report

Hunt for missing Sikh Elvis impersonator for Geldof's 50th party
(Story filed: 19:18 Friday 5th October 2001)

A Sikh Elvis impersonator Bob Geldof wants at his 50th birthday party has gone missing.

Party planners say Sir Bob wants Peter Narawander Singh at the party in Kent.

But they can't find him. He ran a takeaway called Gracelands in Swansea until recently.

The 120 Sikh families in the greater Swansea area don't know where he is, This is South Wales reports.

Danielle Nay, managing director of London party planners Dr Party, says: "He was one of the best Elvis tributes about and Bob has specifically asked for his presence.

"Anyone who is anyone in the rock and pop world has been invited to Bob's Kent home for the bash. We would love to be able to make contact with him in time."

Anyone with information about Mr Singh's whereabouts can ring Dr Party on xxxx yyyy zzz.

Part Two - by Chineseelvis

'Chineseelvis' was honoured to be asked to perform at Sir Bob’s 50th birthday party, which he happily accepted.

"The great event was shrouded in secrecy with codenames and passwords and a great deal of intrigue, which was understandable because it was a massive party and the guest list was moderately impressive.

"Names to drop (that I saw there): Mick Jagger, Bill Wyman, Sting, Jools Holland, Brian May, Alan Yentob, (who hell he?) John Hurt, Anita Dobson, Jerry Hall, as well as Bono, Van Morrison, Dave Stewart, Jeremy Irons, David Frost, Anjelica Huston, David Bailey, Marie Helvin, Katherine Hamnett, Tom Stoppard and most impressively, a bunch of fit models hired to mingle with the guests and have big breasts, which they did magnificently. "

"Here's a photo of the girls with the big breasts. Thangyoveramuch…."

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